Terror Alert Modification

A little too true to be truly funny, but funny nonetheless.

This one is making the rounds on the Internet:

AP and UPI reported today that the French government announced that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, thereby disabling its military.

(H/T Don Surber)

Sadly, we have this joke on the same day our Senate chose to emulate France of the early 1940's.