Sometimes News Travels Slowly to Arkansas

The last two national elections apparently didn't get much coverage in Arkansas.

An Arkansas man who was arrested after he jumped the fence onto the White House grounds this week reportedly was after Chelsea Clinton -- not anyone from President George W. Bush's family.

According to a court-ordered report from the D.C. Department of Mental Health, Shawn Cox, 29, thought Clinton still lived at the White House. He thought he was destined to marry her.

Besides the fact that the girl he was pursuing no longer lived there, getting arrested for scaling a security fence normally doesn't result in a first date.