Go directly to jail do not collect $200

This article is supposedly about income taxes.

Barry faces prison for tax failure

The real story is that it is hard to remember to do your taxes when you're high all the time.

In the memo, prosecutors say Mr. Barry, 69, tested positive for cocaine and marijuana use Nov. 17 and warn of "sanctions, such as revocation of release," if Mr. Barry tests positive again.

Or maybe the real story is how sad it is that at age 69 Berry is still doing illegal drugs and still being elected to public office in Washington, DC.