If you can read these without laughing something is wrong with you.

Paul Katcher has compiled a list of the 100 Greatest Sports Movie quotes. Hilarious. Not all are gag lines as he slipped a couple tear jerkers into the list as well. Here is number 36. You have to click the link for the other 99.

36. "Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."
Tin Cup
If you're not good at either, though, you might have trouble finding playing partners.

Hattip to Aaron Gleeman for the link.