Obit for a great practical joker

Not in a hurry to have my obit written but would want someone to remember my doing something this funny:

O'Meara's love of a good joke was well-known in West Hartford. O'Meara dragged a friend who had passed out from too many martinis onto a Ridgewood Road lawn, strapped a parachute to his back, and called local police, telling them "something fell out" of an airplane "and it landed on a lawn near my house."

(h/t FARK)