Don't trade drunk
I know the more popular saying is "Don't Drink and Drive," but after seeing what the Reds did today I have to think there should be a campaign against general managers making deals while drunk. Today the Reds traded Austin Kearns and Felipe Lopez for a couple guys to pitch middle relief. Yeah, there were other players involved in the trade, but they were mainly included to distract people (including Wayne Krivsky) about how bad a deal this was for the Reds. Kearns is not a superstar and no player is truly untouchable, but two quality starting players should have garnered much more in return.