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Thursday, August 04, 2005

A mystery solved

Some people wonder why Muslims are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now: No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No Television, No Cheerleaders, No
baseball, No Football, No Basketball, No Hockey, No Golf, No Tailgate
Parties, No Home Depot, No Pork BBQ, No Hot Dogs, No Burgers, No Lobster, No Shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No Gumbo, No Jambalaya.
More than one wife.
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no
Constant wailing from the guy up in the tower.
No chocolate cookies. No Christmas.
You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey being cooked over burning
camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but
your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!!!
I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?


Anonymous Chris said...

Ummm...hmmm...but the guys who blew up the trains and buses in London were born and raised in London with access to all those things...

Maybe it is a little more complicated than that?


12:32 PM


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