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Friday, October 21, 2005

Stupid crook stunt

Today we have the story of a crook about to be sentenced to 30 years in prison. He plea bargains and ends up with 33 years. Why? Because he is too much of a sports fan.
The lawyers reached a plea agreement Tuesday for a 30-year term for a man accused of shooting with an intent to kill and robbery. But Eric James Torpy wanted his prison term to match Bird's jersey number 33.

"He said if he was going to go down, he was going to go down in Larry Bird's jersey,"
What a moroon! He should have claimed to be a fan of Billy Martin.

(H/T Aaron Gleeman)


Blogger Call Me Jack said...

That's what happens when you're a Boston sports fan. Too bad...

8:29 PM

Anonymous greg said...

he should have said he was a Jim Otto fan. Otto was the only football player in the NFL to wear the number "00".

7:31 AM


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