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Saturday, April 01, 2006

What does "New & Improved" mean?

I get the mail out of our mailbox and as I'm flipping through the envelopes I notice one says:
Your New & Imporved Time Warner Cable bill is enclosed
So, I'm thinking, what would be an improvement in a bill? The only thing that came to mind was a lower amount due would be an improvement. So I open the bill and is it lower? No! Believe it or not it is $6.34 higher than last month. Please, no more improvements.


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