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Unemployment going up. At least for this guy anyways.

Arizona Rattlers coach Todd Shell was arrested early Tuesday and admitted he had been snorting cocaine, police said. During questioning, Shell looked off toward a tree, Gaffney said. “He said there was a man in the tree wearing camouflage,” Gaffney said. Police searched the area and found no one. Shell was taken into custody on an arrest warrant for probation violation in the nearby town of Gilbert. Court records showed Shell was arrested for extreme drunken driving on Dec. 27, 2003. Shell was taken to Gilbert, where he was released after posting $1,000 bond, Gaffney said.

I'm not sure what the difference between DUI and "Extreme DUI" is, but I'm assuming it isn't good.